Obama: Social Darwinism Blasphemous

"The Government's job is to make life easy!" declared Deacon Barack Obama during a speech to the Communications Workers of America.

Deacon Obama continued to excommunicate the current administration for maintaining it's ungovly policy of unenforced inequality. "It's a strategy that we've seen this administration pursue over the last six years, that basically says government has no role to play in making sure that America is prosperous for all people and not just some," the Deacon said, receiving a hearty "Hallelujah!" from the crowd.

Deacon Clinton was also on hand for the revival, and sharply condemned the government's actions after September 11. She said she wished President Bush would have used the opportunity of a unified nation after the terrorist attacks to provide universal health care, rather than pursuing the terrorists that perpetrated the attack.